Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...