Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...