Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...