Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...