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The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Ethical software group
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
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Love to Death
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Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Insect’s favorite game
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...