Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...