Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...