Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...