What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...