Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...