Getting old when
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The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Wealthy investors
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Surfing the Internet
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Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...