The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...