imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...