What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...