Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...