A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...