Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...