Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...