Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...