Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Your spinning me a yarn here!
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