Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.