Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
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English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Idiot Sightings!
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A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
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Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....