Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!