Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...