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The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...