If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...