Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...