How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...