Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
New scientific theories VI
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A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...