Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...