Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...