half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...