Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...