You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.