If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...