Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...