Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...