I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...