Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman