Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...