Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...