Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...