Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...