Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!