Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...