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Poetic justice
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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
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Answering Machine Messages
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Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
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