Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...