Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...