Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...