Professor
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New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...